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Parody of "The Wrestler" by Bruce Springsteen.
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Podcasts - Parody
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32 songs
Upload date
August 05, 2009
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MP3 2.9 MB
128 kbps bitrate
3:07 minutes
Words/music
Medemia © None to speak of
Story behind the song
This is NOT AN AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL SONG! I have never... well, I haven't, err... I didn't... ok. I can't lie. I did most of these. Even the lemon square incident where I added 2 cups of baking soda instead of 2 table spoons. It isn't too bad. You get used to it after a while.
Lyrics
Have you ever cooked a pot of water on a stove until it had floaties If you’ve ever burned water then you cook like me Have you ever had a hot dog that was in the microwave ‘til crispy If you’ve ever nuked a hot dog then you cook like me Then you cook like me, I once tried Fillet Mignon Then you cook like me, but the hamburger turned out all wrong Then you cook like me, bet I could cover this house with smoke before too long Tell me, friend, is your stomach really strong? Tell me is your stomach really strong? Have you ever used cups for teaspoons in your lemon square recipe? If you’ve ever had bitter food then you cook like me Have you ever had your family pray before each bite they eat? If you’ve ever had a praying family then you cook like me Then you cook like me, I once bought pork from Hong Kong Then you cook like me, I thought wrapped like sushi is where it belonged Then you cook like me, My wife packed the kids and said we’re going to moms Tell me friend, is your stomach really strong? Tell me is your stomach really strong? Those cook books that try to help, I throw away I burn everything they have anyway My only hope is to breathe outside while the smoke dissipates Have you ever slaved for hours over peanut butter and jelly If you ever killed a sandwich then you cook like me