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This parody of the Destiny's Child hit, Bootylicious, was the first really challenging parody I did, it is still one of most creative pieces, and one of the most popular among all of my active songs.
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Genre:
Podcasts - Parody
Songs by artist:
167 songs
Upload date
February 16, 2015
Meta data
MP3 3.2 MB
128 kbps bitrate
3:29 minutes
Words/music
David © 2006
Story behind the song
This song was easily the most fun of P1. I wrote it about my weight, and the weight of most of our country. . .Fat and proud? Here's a theme song for ya!
Lyrics
Thin Girls Can You Handle This Twink Boys Can You Handle This Cubbies You Handle This I don't think they can handle this Belly Moved, Gained Three Pounds Looking Flabby, Growing Thighs Fattest Prick, Too Many Fries Hey Hey, Forgot My Lines Inspite of Me, They Lost Some Weight There You Are, C'mon Skinny Don't You Wanna, Eat With Me Can You Handle Extra Cheese You Gotta Clear Your Stomach if You Gonna Dine With Me Tonight We're Going Down to Ci-Ci's if You Wanna Dine With Me Tonight We Leave Tips Carefully Good Service We'll Keep Gotta Chow Down and Get My Calories By The Look They Have Gone and Prepared for Me Oh Look Now It's Time for A Cake Off I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe Big Bears Can You Handle This Leather Chics Can You Handle This Dom Guys Can You Handle This I Don't Think They Can Handle This I'm About to Finish Lunch Hey Now, Going Strong Feed My Lips, Chicken Fried Got Some Chips, Got Some Pies Looking Fatta, Smell Like Mint The Body Marks are Permanent Got Ice Cream, It's Chocolate Chip Can You Handle, Handle This I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe Move Your Belly Up and Down Damn That Belly Makes Us Frown I Can't Help but Wonder Why The House Shakes When I'm Walking Down the Hall I Shake My Belly at Every Chance I Whip All My Tots and Slip Into A Trance I'm Hopping You Can Handle All This Belly That I Have Now Let's Cut A Cake While We Prepare To Bake I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe ... I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Belly I Don't Think You're Ready for This Cause My Belly's to Chubilicious for Ya Babe