Hall of the Mountain Bing
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Update from the Planet Gryzlyrg (pronounced Zi-lurg)
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December 03, 2009
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MP3 8.6 MB, bitrate 128 kbps.
9:25 minutes
Words/music
Strummer/Kocol
Story behind the song
Like the majority of over-blown space epic productions that have occured in the last century this one to is disjointed in it's chronological presentation. Some would cynically suggest that it is merely down to the commercial aspects of making up a sequel when the unleashing of Asparupuss on an unsuspecting planet struck greater fear on the inhabitants of Earth than was anticipated. Was the time right to exploit the masses and to bolt another chapter onto the previous yarn? Decide for yourself but the quaffers of the barely drinkable brown beverage available at the Coffee House in Sonarland have known for a long time the evil doings of Bing the Berciless for aoens, and as if by way of proof of that their combined age goes back even further than that. Nay, they have been patiently waiting to introduce the bad news to those that inhabit the pleasant grassy vales of the planet Earth whilst trying to postpone the inevitable arrival of the product of Bing's appaling personal hygeine standards. Today nobody need blame the strangest smells on the family dog, tis true enough Bing is on his way and those left standing will have to set aside gentler pursuits more normally associated with the human race, like suing the neighbours over parking rights, and unify to join in the fight against evil itself which will become manifest in the 24/7 stench of the Berciless ones armpit aroma that will pervade the sweet smelling air we currently know and love! This then as a familiarization excercise for you warriors soon to be is the first chapter dating from the pre-history of the despicable Bing the Berciless depicting the black hole of filth from which he/it/that emerged. A song from the tortured archive of the fatigued cosmic war veterans Steve Strummer and Ed Kocols' minds strap yourself down and inflict upon yourselves.... The Hall of the Mountian Bing. Featuring a Production Cast of 1000's including. Space Cowboy: as the Narrator. Oh Grant: on Laser Lead Guitars. Steve Strummer: for the solid fortress of Sound. Bapu/That Or Ed: Subsonic planetary re-alignment. Alex the Kook: Electronic synthesized force fields. Misty: for adding to the Fog and taking delivery of a new car. Qoqol: Primal screams. The Bouy: Rataplan Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Bapu/That or Ed.
Lyrics
Hall of the Mountain Bing Verse 1 Long before time had any persistence Darkness and light battled for first place The only solution was equal existence On the continuum of time and space Here is an old and truly hidden story Locked away in time, inside an ancient glory Some have never believed the words I’m told But once they were heard the truth did unfold Chorus: Somewhere out there is an evil With one desire, a total upheaval In the Hall of the Mountain Bing Surely the most evil thing Lurks in the corner Like little Jack Horner Waiting to be crowned king (That’s Bing) Verse 2 He laid waste to soup, he cast it aside He dreamed of a future where everything died Not knowing the damage he caused out there He’d do it again, and he just wouldn’t care When evil was crowned in a time far away The minions did hide, they’d quietly pray With passage of time, they came to believe What this evil king, in time would achieve Chorus: Somewhere out there is an evil With one desire, a total upheaval In the Hall of the Mountain Bing Surely the most evil thing Lurks in the corner Like little Jack Horner Waiting to be crowned king (He’s Bing) (solo) Chorus: In the Hall of the Mountain Bing Surely the most evil thing Lurks in the corner Like little Jack Horner Waiting to be crowned king (He’s Bing) He's Bing Beware That's Bing Beware