It’s always darkest just before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving..........Never miss a good chance to just shut up....
Amps that go to 11...guitars that go deedly-deedly-deedly...just a bass drum and a snare...who do you think we are...the White Stripes?
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
