The Zorpia Girl
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Upload date
October 14, 2010
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MP3 2.0 MB, bitrate 128 kbps.
2:11 minutes
Matt Love
Story behind the song
This guy named Francis didn't believe in Zorpia Girls, so I sent hi this message: "Ah, Francis, Francis, Francis. I refer you to the celebrated response by veteran newsman Francis Pharcellus Church to young Virginia O'Hanlon when she wrote a letter to the editor asking if there was a Santa Claus. You and your your little friends are wrong about these Zorpia Girls. You have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. You do not believe except what you see. You think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by your little minds. Yes, FRANCIS, there are Zorpia Girls. They exist as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Not believe in Zorpia Girls! You might as well not believe in fairies! We know they exist, they're in the military! They just can't talk about it." And I wrote this song.
I didn't meet her on facebook You know that's not the place to look I didn't meet her on MySpace That wasn't where I saw her face I didn't see her on Friendster That wasn't where I befriended her She's got no profile over at Tagged That social network ain't her bag Chorus I'm crazy in love with a Zorpia Girl There's nobody like her in the whole wide world I'm crazy in love with a Zorpia Girl That Zorpia Girl has got me in a whirl Solo I didn't meet her on Badoo The ladies there will never do I didn't meet her on Orkut Cause all the girls on that site are sluts Chorus