We are the best band in the World, and if anyone disagrees we will come into their houses in the middle of the night and glue barbie dolls to their forheads so that everyone knows that you are the victim of 3 am SHIT!!! We are not homos, we are not politically correct, and we do not believe in swing sets, they are of the devil. IF YOU LISTEN TO OUR MUSIC THEN YOU WILL SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE!!! The four headed horseman will pass you by and you can make love to 99 virgins!!! GATHER ALL YOU SERVANTS! UNITE AT 3 AM, COFFEE IS FREE. YOU KNOW WHERE!!!
We have no history. We are fresh out the French Revolution time period... HA Period blood!!!
We do not appear in front of mere mortals, otherwise their eyeballs would burn out of their F*cking Heads.
Uh, ya know to say that someone or something has inspired us in any way, shape, or form would degrade our divinity.
microphone and microwave bitches!!! and disaphimater, trifambulon, 3-6000 mister master blaster-o-fastinator, and our vocal cords.
We all have extremely large penis' and we will let you suck our massive cocks for the price of love. and we are using borrowed time, we should be dead, that is why we are the best band in the world. One dick suck a day can save our lives. One dick, Three Clits, that is love, welcome to the 3 a.m. bitches!
