The Rectum Satans are pioneers of a subgenre known as brown metal. Currently the lineup consists of Nekrocolon (vocals), Polyp ov Pazuzu (instruments) and Emperor Encopresis (keyboards).The music draws from a variety of genres, mostly black and death metal, although Viking metal, techno, folk and doom are explored as well. The lyrics focus on feces, the intestines, the rectum, bashing the religious right, human service nightmares in your community.
The Rectum Satans began in April of 2004. There were many difficulties at the beginning. Our original drummer, Nightsoil, committed suicide in April 2004 by inserting a shotgun in his rectum and pulling the trigger. He left a note explaining that he was tired of all the poseurs in the brown metal scene, and reportedly was furious over seeing a picture of a member of Colonoscopy wearing a hooded sweatshirt. The remaining members attempted to carry on, using a drum machine, but misfortune struck again as Nekrocolon was imprisoned for 2 months for jacking a septic tank truck. Immediately upon his release, the band began work on its initial demo. This demo recieved rave reviews in the press and in webzines ("It sucks shit through a straw"- MetalCrypt.com). After successfully auditioning for the vacant bassist slot in late December 2004, Per Axel Christian von Sigmoid, aka Cryptitis, was sentenced to death for travelling to Indonesia and injecting tsunami victims with Avian flu. Unfazed, the remaining 2 band members recorded the second demo, entitled "Number II". Immediately following its release, Polyp ov Pazuzu contracted a case of colitis, enduring a horrifying colonoscopy and ingesting a great number of very large capsules. He has made a full recovery and now enjoys a great degree of brown metal credibility. 15 new songs are recorded and ready to be released. At least one vinyl EP and a split with an as-yet undetermined band are in the works.
Update! It is now Oct. 31, 2005. The Rectum Satans have been very busy putting together their third demo "Feces Feast", 7 tracks. More material has been written and recorded. The turbulence that has always plagued this band's personnel is at work as usual. In April 2005, Colostopervertor successfully auditioned for the bassist position. However, 2 weeks later he was shot dead by the police while trying to burn down a Mennonite church just down the road from Slit Trench studios. Kalahari Khalil played drums on 3 recorded tracks, but was hacked to death by Hutus during a visit to his homeland in July 2005. Another bassist, Lord Magus Krapuloth was hired in September 2005, but unfortunately was arrested for collecting contaminated flood waters in New Orleans after the hurricane for use as fertilizer for his shroom crop. He is currently serving 20 years in Fivepointville Federal Prison.
Update 3/7/06: Emperor Encopresis, keyboards, hath been admitted to The Rectvm Satans! Polyp ov Pazuzu no longer takes Colazal.
Live summer 06. No further information.
Diseases of the digestive system, our day jobs, black metal, death metal, Viking metal, doom, electronic lounge wankery, pagan folk, techno.
Our ultimate goal is to conquer Christianity with apocalyptic colon-cleansing blasphemy! Join us.