Cougar, Cougar
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Thank you to Dr. Demento for playing this one on his show. My apologies, Ms. Diller but the picture fit the song.
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May 19, 2010
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MP3 3.4 MB, bitrate 128 kbps.
3:41 minutes
Words/music
Rick Cormier
Story behind the song
I just couldn't resist this one! The Archies get a face lift. This song was played on the Dr. Demento Show on June 12, 2010. Show # 10-24.
Lyrics
Cougar, ah horny granny You're not eye-candy, girl And I think you're stalking me Horny, ah cougar, cougar You're someone's Nana, girl And I think you're hot for me You staggered over slow And plastered yourself onto me (Plastered yourself onto me) When you hugged me, girl Your breasts touched just above my knee (Boobs fell almost to my knees) Oh, cougar, oh, horny granny You're not eye-candy, girl And I think you're wanting me Cougar, ah tiny hiney Where are your panties, girl? Yeah, I think you're hot for me I just can't believe You're two weeks shy of eighty-three (Hair and eyes, so soft and blue) I just can't believe How tight your claws are clutching me (Pierced my wallet and came through) Woah, woah, woah Cougar Pry this cougar off me, buddy! (Sweet Jesus!) Pry this cougar off and hurry! (Won't you help me, Lord?) (I like to kiss without my teeth!) Hey, hey, hey! Pry this cougar off me, oh yeah! Pry this cougar off and hurry! Pull this cougar off me, buddy! (Sweet Jesus!) (Want soured MILF and old cookies?) Hey, hey, hey! Pull this cougar off me, buddy! Ah, Cougar, ah grabby granny There's mould on your candy, girl But, I think you're hot for me Cougar, ah, ah, ah, horny honey (I get a discount on all my drinks!) You're someone's granny, girl Yeah, I think you're hot for me (Oh, don't worry about that, sweetie, we'll come back later to pick up your bicycle!) (Mmmmm....you smell NICE !!!)