This is a parody of BTO's "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet". In my version, a poor guy with a nervous stutter has a girlfriend who, during sex, screams out names but, none of them are his.
I met a lovely wo-woman
It's good to be her m-man
But the thought keeps comin' to me
That she don't know who I am
Last week, I gave her good love
She said "Oh yea, do me Brett, ooh ooh ooh!"
And then I looked right into her big brown eyes and said,
"You Ain't Screamed Nelson Yet!" "B-b-baby you know
You Ain't Screamed Na-Na-Nelson Yet!"
"I'm Nelson, I'm Na-elson but you just called me Brett
You know you know you ain't screamed Nelson yet!"
I have a nervous sstutter
And I don't have a cure
But, if my name, she'd uh-utter
It'd be a help for sure
Last night I gave her good love
She said, "OOH, YEAH! THAT'S IT, CHET!"
I thought, "Who the hell is Chet?"
And then I looked right into
Her big brown eyes, and said,
"You ain't sscreamed, "Nelson!" yet.
B-, b-, b-, baby, you know you
ain't screamed, "Na-, Na-, Nelson!" yet.
I'm Nelson, I'm Na-, Nelson
But I guess you just fo-forget
You know, you know, you know
You still ain't sss-creamed, "Nelson!" yet."
(Brief musical interlude)
This morning during our lovin'
She said, "MORE, OH YES, YVETTE!"
(Hmm, this just might work out yet!)
I looked right into those big brown eyes
And said, "You ain't sscreamed, "Nelson!" yet."
"B-, b-, b-baby, you know you ain't screamed
Na-, Nelson yet!"
"I'm Nelson, I'm N-n-nelson
And I'd like to meet Y-, Y-, Yvette."
You know, you know
You ain't screamed Na-, Na-, Nelson yet"
"You ain't screamed Nelson yet"
Sounds like you b-been around
"First you called me Brett, and then you called me Chet"
"You know, you know, you know"
"No you ain't screamed, "Na-, Nelson!" yet"