People ask me “what celebrity do you resemble?” I just look like that fat Marine who shot himself in the movie Full Metal Jacket. “Hey, Joker.” Vince D’Onofrio. He’s in the first Men in Black movie. He’s the evil alien bug man. Stealing the woman to take with him on the ship – “It’s a long trip. I’m gonna need a snack.” “Now he’s detective on that tv show Law and Order: Criminal Intent. Police detective. Solves crimes by staring.