Peak: #336 (45,384 songs currently in Podcasts)
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I watch videos of police car chases, 'cos every criminal that runs into a guardrail and dies makes the human race a little bit smarter. When they die, my friends and I sing Darwin carols. #Darwin loves me, this I know. Our survival tells me so. Inbred ones do not belong. They are weak, but we are strong.# Sing it! #Darwin loves the little children, all the little children of the world...# Everybody hold hands. #Someone’s dumb, my lord, kill the dumb, oh, lord, kill the dumb. # I don’t know if you believe in Darwin or not, ‘cos I live in (Loudoun County/Virginia), and there’s so much evidence. I believe that God made us like himself, so God made the world in seven days, and buried fossils all over the world just to fuck with us. ‘Cos it’s what I would do.