Dressing In The Dark
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Parody of Dancing In The Dark by Bruce Springsteen
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October 21, 2010
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MP3 3.3 MB, bitrate 128 kbps.
3:34 minutes
Words/music
Jeff Reuben
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Should have heeded your warning Had a job interview today I dressed myself this morning Thought I looked good, but to my dismay Somehow my shirt is backwards? I forgot my socks and my shoes don't match Hey there honey, should my tie have this clip-on latch? Cause I won't get hired Suit three sizes too small's way off the mark Shrunk in the dryer So it looks like I'm dressing in the dark Apparel keeps getting weirder Shirt tucked in, pants pulled way up past my waist Check my outfit in the mirror I put on my girl's clothes by mistake! All that glitters is not gold This low sequin top shows three chest hairs Thought my popped collar was so bold Accents my twelve pieces of flair Set these clothes on fire Could I borrow some flint to make a spark Burn my attire Cause it looks like I'm dressing in the dark My hair, you're mullet it over Golf shirt's brown but my sweater vest is green Wear overalls like a drover I guess fashion ain't in my jeans You make fun of my spray tan Think my purple unitard is lame You don't like my head and wrist bands? Hey baby, I look like those dancers in Fame! Don't get no satisfaction I thought that I would rock working the 80s look Leg-warmers get no action Members Only makes me look like a schnook Someday maybe I'll learn Wrinkled pants...always get a snide remark Should buy an iron Cause it looks like I'm dressing in the dark I won't find a sweetheart Wearing sandals with dark socks out in the park I shop at Walmart And it looks like I'm dressing in the dark And it looks like I'm dressing in the dark And it looks like I'm dressing in the dark And it looks like I'm dressing in the dark Hey baby