I Dress Myself In Underoos
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Parody of I Hate Myself For Loving You by Joan Jett.
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February 18, 2011
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MP3 3.8 MB, bitrate 128 kbps.
4:10 minutes
Words/music
Jeff Reuben
Lyrics
Tight(y) whites, gettin' too tight for my jewels Make me walk funny when I'm struttin' to school Don't want no Hanes I won't wear Fruit Of The Loom Chicks don't want a guy boring in briefs They want excitement from his BVDs I'm not a big show off, I'm just trying hard to please If you like briefs and you love to play I'll put on my superhero lingerie I dress myself in Underoos Batman, Superman which ones should I choose? When I get dressed, I am always amused, because I dress myself in Underoos Tarzan, Aquaman, I'm the dude! It's not a Hazzard when I'm wearing the Dukes I'll wear Wonder Woman if it puts you in the mood He-Man, wow these fur shorts are tight I've got the power you're in awe of my might Two straps for a shirt protecting all that's right I'll show you mine if you show me yours You'll be amazed by my way cool super drawers I dress myself in Underoos Take my trousers off you'll find Scooby Doo Won't go commando it gives me the blues, that's why I dress myself in Underoos I wear a new hero every day I play the part, don't care what the haters say I dress myself in Underoos Dressed like Superman the crowd is enthused Check out my shorts, hope you enjoy the view because I dress myself in Underoos I dress myself in Underoos Batgirl, Barbie, which ones should I choose? No rhyme or reason don't need an excuse, because I dress myself in Underoos I dress myself...in Underoos I dress myself...in Underoos I dress myself...in Underoos I dress myself...I dress myself in Underoos