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Parody of Carry Out by Timbaland featuring Justin Timberlake
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Peak: #18   (45,153 songs currently in Podcasts)
Peak in sub-genre: #6   (2,388 songs currently in Parody)
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May 18, 2010
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MP3 3.6 MB, bitrate 128 kbps.
3:57 minutes
Words/music
Jeff Reuben
Lyrics
Airport: I'm taking no crap Flip off attendants outside at the sky cap Not gonna check luggage, for my trip to Italy They'd end up in Sudan, or in the Bering Sea Got my bag, headed through security It's a good thing I got here six hours early So with a huff, put my stuff through the x-ray Then the guard told me what he would take a-way Took my knives, sheers, beers, wine, ski poles, naughty toys And my pet rat, sword, bat Won't fly with the TSA boys Let me find my license, baby, while I wait in line Check the boarding pass to see the seat I've been assigned Just want to get on to the airplane But they told me of a fee that I did not pay Check it Thought I'd save a little money with my Carry-on Did not pack a bulky suitcase just a Carry-on Used my gross, old gym bag for my Carry-on Should have washed my bag before I Brought it on Why the hell they gonna charge me for my Carry-on It took time to stuff my whole life in this Carry-on I asked why, they didn't want to Hear it boy So I paid, they told me "That's the 'Spirit'" boy Anyone, else think it's kind of strange That the in-flight movie is Snakes On A Plane Now of course you know I see the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign You see I hope that you can help me out with mine Baby there's no need for you to be rude Please just answer don't give me no altitude Getting hungry, can you feed me And can you bring a pillow and blankee? I want nuts, chips, drinks, shots and sky mag And if I get airsick I'd like to buy a vomit bag When the stewardess comes, Imma make my move Cause I think she's hot and she likes to groove And now she's giving me the eye I think she's into me But to join Club Mile High, she will charge a fee Sold! Must be policy to charge me for my Carry-on Wish I'd shut up but I think I'm gonna Carry-on Shouldn't pack, my razor in my Carry-on Shouldn't pack, no lasers in my Carry-on Still I can't believe they charged me for my Carry-on They have height and weight restrictions on my Carry-on Shouldn't pack, no ice cream in my Carry-on Cause they won't, help me clean out my Carry-on "What's your name? Where's your passport? Did someone ask You to take stuff for them?" Open flame A six-pack of beer I know it's lame You can't take that on here Your luggage may (What's your name?) Have shifted (Pull my finger) Please be careful (Please don't stuff me) When you unload it (In the overhead bin) Seats upright (Approaching) In locked position (Our final descent) Put up your trays (We're glad you flew) In good condition (With us, please come again) Thought I'd save a little money with my Carry-on Did not pack a bulky suitcase just a Carry-on Used my gross, old gym bag for my Carry-on Should have washed my bag before I Brought it on Why the hell they gonna charge me for my Carry-on It took time to stuff my whole life in this Carry-on I asked why, they didn't want to Hear it So I paid, they told me "That's the 'Spirit'" Please don't kick me off!