Smurfalicious
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Parody of Fergalicious by Fergie
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Peak: #14   (45,163 songs currently in Podcasts)
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Upload date
November 08, 2009
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MP3 4.3 MB, bitrate 128 kbps.
4:40 minutes
Words/music
Jeff Reuben
Lyrics
La la la la la la Deep in the woods, beyond the hills Live blue little elves, who we watch for thrills! Smurfalicious definition To be blue and dandy I'm building Clockwork And I fixed the dock Smurf cause I'm Handy Sometimes Slouchy, sometimes Grouchy "I hate couches!", "I hate ouchies!" Drive you crazy, when I'm Lazy Helping Vanity pick daisies Smurfalicious (So fictitious) And sometimes I'm mischievous But don't you be suspicious Cause I won't get malicious Never vicious (Laaaaa...) Friends with Pewit and Johan And I'll be Baker for dessert For some flan, or bon bons (La la la la la la) Smurfalicious (I feel blue) Smurfalicious (I'm living in a mushroom) Smurfalicious (Gargamel wants to seal our doom) I'm Smurfalicious (Sm-sm-sm-sm-Smurfy, Smurfy) Smurfalicious Jeff Smurfalicious Jeff Smurfalicious Jeff People think I'm Greedy stealin Pies from Baker's back ledge The chicks all call me Jokey There's a surprise in my package (BOOM!) I'm the S to the M, U, R, the F, the Y And all the forest creatures know why I'm so fly I'm Smurfalicious (So exquisite) Go right because I'm lefty I be up in the gym Lift weights because I'm Hefty When he clinches (Ooh wee) In height I'm just three inches And you would have to be a dork To watch crocks like the Snorks (La la la la la la) Smurfalicious (Sing La La) Smurfalicious (Harmony's trumpet rock, rocks) Smurfalicious (I've got Smurfette here on my jock) I'm Smurfalicious Hold hold hold hold hold up, check me out Baby, I won't stop ya Honey, come to Papa! Wine me with Smurfberries And I might share cherry I'll do something zany Make the day get rainy And you all will blame me Just because I'm Brainy! R, to the A, to the G-I-N-G, there's Raging Smurf D, to the R, to the U-N-K-Y, Drunky Smurf and B, to the O, to the O-T-Y, there's Booty Smurf To the A, to the S, to the, to the, to the Hit it Smurfette! Everytime I turn around only guys are found Always tryin to get in my gown, reachin for my Smurf! I want to get hot and steamy with a Smurf that's hot and Dreamy Sneak in a shroom while they're workin on the dam Thought I had it with Sporty till I found out he cheated Had affairs with Hogatha screwed me good then retreated Chased by Gargamel, and his mangy red cat Asrael Cause they think I'm delicious (So delicious) But they are too ambitious And if you're superstitious Fairy Smurf grants three wishes She's capricious (Laaaa...) DJ Smurf loves to rock, rock Playin music to the flock and They're lined up down the block La la la la la la I am not officious French Maid Smurf cleans the house Mops the floor does the dishes I say curses (Ooh wee) Network tv it's shock, shock They might not like it, call it shlock I'll continue to mock (La la la la la la) Smurfalicious (La la la la) Smurfalicious (La la la la) Smurfalicious (La la la la) I'm Smurfalicious B-B-B-B-B-Big Mouth Hungry! Smurfalicious (La la la la) Smurfalicious (La la la la) Smurfalicious (La la la la) I'm Smurfalicious, sm-sm-sm-sm-sm- (La la la la) C, to the L, to the U-M-S-Y, I'm Clumsy like F, to the E, to the R-G-I-E, just like Fergie A, to the D, to the H-D Smurf oh, look pretty lights! F, to the U, to the, to the, to the, to the (La la la la la la) To the B, to the O, to the Y-T-O-Y Boytoy Smurf To the Z, to the O, to the M-B-I-E Zombie Smurf To the H, to the O, to the M-E-L-Y Homely Smurf To the S, to the H, to the, to the, to the, to the (La la la la la la) H, to the O, to the B-B-I-T, Arwen Smurf K, to the L, to the E-P-T-O, Klepto Smurf K, to the R, to the I-S-T-I, Kristi Smurf and B, to the I, to the, to the, to the, to the (La la la la la la) To the P, to the O, to the E-T hmmm...what rhymes with Smurf? To the F, to the A, to the R-M-E-R Farmer Smurf To the B, to the O, to the I-S-E they've got Smurf Turf To the P, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the