Parody of Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. Lyrics by Jeff Reuben, vocals by Emily Miller
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Right now, he's in his mom's basement with his loser friends,
They're playin Dungeons and Dragons
I thought, "I'm cute and he's a nerd, he'll have eyes just for me," but interest is laggin'...
Right now, I'm lying in bed in my french maid costume, with my whip, and some cherry love foam...
But he's not home...
When I pull my skirt up past my thighs he just keeps rollin his twenty-sided die,
He won't even try to sneak a peak...
I try to flirt and talk dirty, with nothing on,
He replies...but in Klingon!
Maybe next time I'll date a horny geek
Right now, he's probably up testing some
Alpha version of an obscure video game
Right now, I'm up with candles and wine
He's busy building a lightsaber cause he's lame,
When I...say, "Baby, rock my world!" He shows up and plays me Guitar Hero
Oh he's got the codes!
When he picks me up I don't know why he re-cites seven thousand digits of pi
Odds of getting laid are looking bleak,
He just won't come to bed when I turn off the light
Plays World Of Warcraft all night...
Next time I'll have to date a horny geek
I'm not against a little gaming on his X-Box,
But the next time I date geeks
Oh, they'd better roleplay with me
No...D and D...
He wears clip-on ties, pit stains are soaked, and he laughs too much at farts and bathroom jokes,
All his puns are forced and pretty weak...
But I'll try speaking his language, "Love Star Wars, right?"
"Babe let's make Wookiee all night!"
Maybe I can create a horny geek
Ohh.. baby I'd love to date a horny geek
Ohh...a bedroom freak...