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Turn In Your Tampon
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Song about the relationship between guns and tampons
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Charts
Peak: #12   (20,355 songs currently in Comedy)
Peak in sub-genre: #2   (9,346 songs currently in General Comedy)
Upload date
September 06, 2017
Meta data
Bitrate: 160 kbps. Runtime: 2:59. File size: 3.41 MB.
Writer (words/music)
Tom Neilson
Copyright
2017
Story behind the song
On July 12, 2013, state troopers began confiscating tampons, maxi pads and condoms from women entering the Texas capitol to watch the debate and senate vote on an anti-abortion bill. The senators were afraid that these items would be thrown at them. Guns, however, which are typically permitted in the state capitol were allowed. According to Paige Lavender of the Huffington post, officers clarified that the confiscations were an effort to maintain the “rules of decorum.” Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst said earlier that law enforcement would “clear the gallery” if chaos erupted during the debate. Burnt Orange Report reported that state Sen. Kirk Watson later convinced the police to stop confiscating the items.
Lyrics
South of Arkansas, gun owners know the law if you want to be packin heat If you got a gun, you can carry one in the state house, as well as on the street Now homeland security is not protecting you and me;Always causing someone harm And if you don't have a gun permit, better not get caught with it, cause that will only cause alarm. But a tampon is another story, it’s a different category when congress on abortion is a voting You know you’re gonna take a risk if you get caught in stop and frisk & a tampon you’re a toting. It’s more serious than a gun if you are packin one, concealed or open carry You see it’s a projectile you can project down the aisle at any senate adversary You’ve got to turn in your tampon in Texas – Keepin it safe for the sexists When tampons are outlawed only outlaws have tampons It’s obligatory - When you’re in Texas territory. Maintain the rules of decorum, can’t have any in the quorum says the govnor patriarchally A necessary confiscation should there be a demonstration and femination in the gallery Now we should all carry guns in case along a tampon comes – it’s important to be cautionary. Or a condom, maxi pad, you know they’re just as bad – cause you’re probably with a revolutionary. You’ve got to turn in your tampon in Texas – Keepin it safe for the sexists When tampons are outlawed only outlaws have tampons It’s obligatory - When you’re in Texas territory.