Granny's Gone Blind from the Moonshine
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Astro Defenders return from their leave of absence to begin their adventure somewhere in the backwoods of Appalachia.
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July 27, 2012
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MP3 3.6 MB, bitrate 160 kbps.
3:07 minutes
Words/music
Britta Kurz, Galvathorax © 2012
Lyrics
Young cousin Jed was in his shed A'mixin' up a brew He went to throw the cows some hay And left it there to stew He didn't see poor granny coming She picked up the jug A sudden thirst came over her And she began to chug Chorus Granny's gone blind from the moonshine Granny's gone blind from the moonshine Drank from the bottle and thought it was wine Granny's gone blind from the moonshine Now granny ambles with a cane fuming like a tub of hooch She vows she'll never drink again Before the crack of noon One night she thought she heard A bear crawl in her bed She cocked her gun and shot That bugger in the head She waited for a growl Instead she heard a scream Her bullet went afoul and hit Jed in the spleen. Granny's gone blind from the moonshine Granny's gone blind from the moonshine Thought he was a goner but he survived. Granny's gone blind from the moonshine Granny went to bake a pie Instead of sugar she put lye Cousin Jed took a bite And met his cruel demise Chorus Granny's gone blind from the moonshine Granny's gone blind from the moonshine Drank from the bottle thought it was wine Granny's gone blind from the moonshine Old granny went to dig the grave And lay Jed in his resting place But she tripped on the shovel blade And there they both now lie