In the dark winterlandscapes of Kanada. Dark Satanic Ruins of a Burned Grim Cathedral formed and accomplished a pact to satanicly deliver the might of the great Necrowizard into blasphemous cacophony... Soon after Archon Cataclyss satanicly changed the name to Kaøs Mørkûz to add more satanic and apocalyptical carnage to this world...
HAIL THE NECROWIZARD!
By the cryptic winternight of december 4th, the dark necrolyte Archon Cataclyss came up with the idea of starting a Trve Kvlt Acoustic Black Metal fury while satanicly sacrifying a poser to the Necrowizard. This blasphemous cataclysmic plague was formed in a one-man atrocity named Dark Satanic Ruins of a Burned Grim Cathedral. He registered (in a satanic way for sure) his grim and atrocious screams in the darkest and frosbittenest forest, while playing the pure evil necroinstrument, his infernal acoustic guitar. All of those apocalytic abobinations were packed on a grim magnetophone buyed in a very very very dark night under the reign of a funertal lycanthropial moon into a very satanic store. Forever the curse of the Necrowizard is on this band...
At the edge of 2004 grim year, Archon Cataclyss came up with the satanic idea of abobinably producing a Un-X-Mas offrand to his grim lord the Necrowizard. The cacophonic blasphemous recording session began after christmas, because it was atrociously delayed to remain Kvlt and Trve. The band frosbittenly tried to hire grim session musicians to add grimness to the satanic production and as of today some Trve and blasphemic Necrolytes of the Necrowizard came to the grim howl of help of Archon Cataclyss...
During a morbidly satanic dream where he saw moongoats atrociously grimpaling posers, Archon Cataclyss sawn the name Kaøs Mørkûz written by poser’s blood and rapidly changed his one-man band into this name!
HAIL THE NECROWIZARD!
No, I prefer to abobinably play in dark winterland forests or in frosbitten Necrocaves where only the Necrowizard can hear my acoustic cacophonical pure blasphemy!
IMPALED NORTHERN MOONFOREST, Morkk Pikk, ÖRGH, Fjord of Fury, Pure Fucking Grimness, Acoustic Mayhem, Impaled Blasphemous Moongoats of Norway, Sjeverna Mistika, The Great Satanic Sex Monster... and any other Trve ABM performer
Lots of Grim necroinstruments like a pure satanic nekroacoustic necroguitar, a evilness incarnate comp microphone, My satanic and blasphemous throat, and Warwinter Necrotical Knee-Slapping...
HAIL THE NECROWIZARD!