The universe's rockiest roller coaster has ridden at the speed of sound through kaleidoscopic rainbows in the X-Quad-9 Galaxy for seven eternities. On that roller coaster, you will find a smattering of Sasquatch, ring-tailed lemurs, Horatio Spatula (the inventor of the almighty spatula), a couple of Gryphons, David Hasselhoff, and at least one being from the planet Retardiculous, all making sweet love to each other. The younglings that hatch from this pungent love-fest are the songs of The Stan Laurels.
The past is over. The future is now.
Have you performed in front of an audience?
If I could clone myself about 5 to 12 times over, I would then be able to play my music live. Until then, The Stan Laurels are a studio band.
Your musical influences
The Beatles, The Zombies, Yes, The Flaming Lips, Badfinger, Stevie Wonder, The Apples in Stereo, and of course, Milli Vanilli.
What equipment do you use?
Rickenbacker, Danelectro, Schecter, Art & Lutherie, Roland, Yamaha, Jackson, Boss
Anything else? EVERYTHING else.