Below Average Dave
Comedy St. Louis, MO  USA badave.com
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Crazy for Chips
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Original Song: Beyonce's 'Crazy In Love' This song was by far the hardest Parody to record, despite everything it turned out alright, and I have a lot more respect for rappers and R&B artists. . .this song made me sweat
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Peak: #12   (20,286 songs currently in Comedy)
Peak in sub-genre: #2   (2,435 songs currently in Parody)
Upload date
November 11, 2017
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Bitrate: 320 kbps. Runtime: 3:53. File size: 8.89 MB.
Writer (words/music)
David
Copyright
2006, 2017
Story behind the song
The hardest parody I've done through the first two sets. Not only trying to keep up with Queen Beyonce, but Jay-Z, I have a lot more respect for all rap and hip hop artists after parodying that one little section in the middle of this song, actually got me sweating. As far as writing it, I played this song in Karaoke Revolution Party, and really thought making a parody of it would be fantastic. As the best performing of my second set of songs as of the writing of this story, I guess you guys all agreed.
Lyrics
Wow They're so Wavy Right Now Most Incredibly it's your Kraft, Ranch It's Your Cream, Sour They're so Wavy Right Now Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Yeah Betcha Can't Eat Just One They're So Wavy Right Now I look and stare deep down at my thighs I think I put on 20 somethin' pounds last night They're gone better go to the corner store Baked or Fried eat 'em three meals in a row Such a tasty thing for me to try to explain How I'm eating all these chips is such a shame 'Cause I know you can't comprehend How chips can be devoured all weekend Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now, The Ranch Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now Got Me eating some Pringles right now, KC Got Me eating some Pringles right now Got Me hoping I'll stop this some how, My Image Got Me hoping I'll stop this some how Eating some Wavy Lays Now, Got Me Eating, Got Me Eating Some Wavy Lays Now Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh No No When I sit and turn on the tele Whats on the tv? I can't hear a single beat Sweat Pants can't even fit into a Triple-X Soon I'll be bare, broke All my Spandex It's the way that they make Spicy BBQ or the way Sour Cream makes my Breath Stink Ew But you still can't comprehend How Chips can be devoured all weekend Got me eating some Kebler Chips now, Pizza Got me eating some Kebler Chips now Got me eating Taquitos right now, the cheese Got me eating Taquitos right now Got me hoping I'll stop this somehow, My Image Got me hoping I'll stop this somehow Eating some Pringles right now, Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now Eating some Pringles right now, Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now Tatos Ya'll know when they're far or local Wet lips from Lays and Uh Oh Big P, Pringles are the one and only Sticky limbs and the belly is fat like Rosie, I bake Taquitoes, boy I need that Pace too Bar-be-cue tastes great and all true The genuine, original, I will not touch though Not one or two if anything I eat 12 yo Tastes Like Sweet Rolls, Stax like God Correct Lazy, Bring the whole set David's in the range, Below Average and Deranged They can't figure him out, wanna throw him in a cage Yes sir, I like to eat different types n textures My breath stinks like vinegar Been Dealing with Chain Eaters how you think I got the brand Walker I've been real, they're from the UK fall back now, ever since the label reduced over to low cal The chips been lame, done! Got me eating, Too Many, I've Gained Weight I'm not Myself Lately, I'm Huge Now, I feel foolish, I've been feeding myself, Baby I Don't Care Cuz Dorritos Got the Best of Me, and Walkers Brands are so tasty I've been ballooning, I don't care who sees Cuz Baby they tasty oh so Tasty Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now, The Ranch Got Me eating some Wavy Lays now Got Me eating some Pringles right now, KC Got Me eating some Pringles right now Got Me hoping I'll stop this some how, My Image Got Me hoping I'll stop this some how Eating some Wavy Lays Now, Got Me Eating, Got Me Eating Some Wavy Lays Now Got me eating some Kebler Chips now, Pizza Got me eating some Kebler Chips now Got me eating Taquitos right now, the cheese Got me eating Taquitos right now Got me hoping I'll stop this somehow, My Image Got me hoping I'll stop this somehow Eating some Pringles right now, Got me eating, Got me eating Some Pringles Right now
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