Below Average Dave
Comedy St. Louis, MO  USA badave.com
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That Don't Impress Me Much (Male Side)
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Honestly, song is catchy as heck--thought I'd cover it from another point of view.
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July 10, 2018
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Bitrate: 320 kbps. Runtime: 4:33. File size: 10.43 MB.
Writer (words/music)
David Miles
Copyright
2018-Below Average Dave Parodies
Lyrics
I've known a few gals who could cook like it's art and surely you're the best at making Apple tarts You have EVO hidden in you're drawers You could beat Paula Dean, in a butter brawl Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else Okay, so you're Rachel Ray That don't impress me much So you can cook but can you pay for lunch Now Don't get me wrong, yeah your gourmet's alright But that won't pay my rent or help keeping on the lights That don't impress me much I've never met a gal whose boobs outshined Dolly Partons And a twerking piece that turned all heads her way You're always in a two piece out bar hopping with the Waltons 'Cause Heaven forbid you should buy your own drinks Oh-oo-oh, so you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else Okay, so you're Nicki Minaj That don't impress me much So you got the looks but that won't get me hooked Now Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you look tight I'd rather have an equal who pays their way at night That don't impress me much You're one of those gals who rides in limousines You've got Gucci and Prada from your head to your jeans You never pay for nothing, it's all on others dimes Even your doggie has Calvin-you must be joking right? Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else Okay, so you're Paris Hilton That don't impress me much So you got good taste but from other's plates Now Don't get me wrong, yeah I like brands alright But get that high cost living on someone else's dime That don't impress me much oh Oh uh No You want a dude to trollop in a crunch Now Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright But this guy wants a lady who works, plays, earns her prize That don't impress me much Okay, so what do you think you're Marilyn Monroe or something Whatever
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