Below Average Dave
Comedy St. Louis, MO  USA badave.com
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Some Gauze
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Some gauze is a parody of Applause by Lady Gaga. . .the title says quite a bit
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Peak: #2   (20,345 songs currently in Comedy)
Peak in sub-genre: #1   (2,418 songs currently in Parody)
Upload date
August 12, 2017
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Bitrate: 320 kbps. Runtime: 3:33. File size: 8.12 MB.
Writer (words/music)
Below Average Dave
Copyright
2017
Story behind the song
Jonathan heavily inspired this song, thus him being the picture
Lyrics
I am eas'ly excited and my legs are long I'm sick of all the laughing The pain is never really gone Yeah ev'ry vein has had I.V.s in them, it's hard to bear I've lost a tooth or two I've been in pain hurt both my ears I'm gonna need some gauze, some gauze, some gauze I gonna need some gauze gauze gonna need some gauze gazue Gonna need doctors and nurses and EMTs and some gauze, some gauze, some gauze Just found a doorframe with my schnoz Slipped on the floor, I hurt my butt, butt Stepped on some glass, my toes are tough Slamming my hands I'm such a klutz, klutz Sirens real loud Put my arm into a cast, cast God it hurts now Somehow I will make it past, past Tried living in a bubble I still hurt my beak Flew my car over rails I guess I love to hug the trees One second there's a street then suddenly the street's on me Pain couture is an art See art in pain couture my spleen I'm gonna need some gauze, some gauze, some gauze I gonna need some gauze gauze gonna need some gauze gazue Gonna need doctors and nurses and EMTs and some gauze, some gauze, some gauze Fell in a hallway hit the wall I found a nail with my toes, toes Just gotted hot grease on my balls Had a reaction to my lunch, lunch Sirens real loud Put my arm into a cast, cast God it hurts now Somehow I will make it past, past Ouch Hurts, Hurts oooucch Hurts, Hurts now Ooh-ooh-ooh-uch Ooh-ooh-ooh-uch Ooh-ooh-ooh-uch Boo-Boo I'm gonna need some gauze, some gauze, some gauze I gonna need some gauze gauze gonna need some gauze gazue Gonna need doctors and nurses and EMTs and some gauze, some gauze, some gauze Not sure if I'll survive this month Just call my doubt more of a hunch, hunch Laying on needles, skin got tough I've broken fingers, yeah a bunch, bunch Sirens real loud Put my arm into a cast, cast God it hurts now Somehow I will make it past, past I-B-L-E-E-D
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