We are Conflict of Interest.
If you like computer recordings and bad vocals, you've come to the right place! C.O.I. is a two piece band consisting of Kevin J. (Vocalist, Thumb Snapper, Whistler, Chuck A. Sass & Sons Rep., Owner of Mullet Inc. and OptimumStealth Inc.) and Kyle C. (Guitarist, Alcoholic, Moron.)
Here's our musical history:
1983 - Kyle is born out of wedlock.
1985 - I am born to be a great singer.
2001 - I formed a band called "The Smoothies" (changed to "The SmoothieZ" because someone already had our great band name.) I was in this band with a different Kyle, who I make fun of on our debut CD constantly. We formed this band to spite The Munchies.
2002 - Conflict of Interest is born (to spite The Smoothiez/Munchies.)
Summer 2003 - Conflict of Interest released their debut CD, "F***in' Music To F***-A-Magigga To"
2003 - The Smoothiez broke up due to professional differences (Kyle likes Billy Idol and William Shatner and I hate them both. It was simply too much to overcome.)
2004 - C.O.I. broke up for a while in early 2004 before reuniting around September 2004. While we were apart, we started some solo projects.
Kyle's was known as - Metal Oscillating Sprinkler Head with Flow Control.
Mine was known as - The Megalomaniacal Gravitational Fluctuating Reverberating Isotropic Secular Parallax Luminosity Factorial Nano-Tubular Analytical Arduous Artillery Project.
Both bands were very short-lived.
If by "live" you mean in the basement on a computer microphone, then yes, I suppose we do play live.
Well, nobody really influenced us at all. We just wanted to piss a lot of people off and I think it worked.
Kyle uses a guitar.
I use my (nonexistant) vocal abilities. No equipment necessary.
NO!