Home
Music
Forum
Log in
Sign up
Contact us
Dark mode

Worm Quartet

 
Worm Quartet

Comedy synth-punk

1 top 1
16 top 50
19 songs
112K plays
1
Picture for song 'Great Idea For A Song' by artist 'Worm Quartet'

Great Idea For A Song

The ultimate Worm Quartet ex-girlfriend song.
2
Picture for song 'What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like' by artist 'Worm Quartet'

What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like

The most evil song Worm Quartet has ever created. Recorded live with Shoebox in his full mullet-swinging glory at Monty's Krown in Rochester, NY.
free
3
Picture for song 'The Ballad of Dr. Stopp' by artist 'Worm Quartet'

The Ballad of Dr. Stopp

A celtic synth-rock ode to my vasectomy. Based on a true story - the b*** iness of my wife has been exaggerated for comedy purposes.
4
Picture for song 'The Laundromat of Sin' by artist 'Worm Quartet'

The Laundromat of Sin

A techno-pop-metal treatise on religion, politics, sex, pop culture, and throat lozenges. Oh so many throat lozenges. Contains what is, without a doubt, the best sing-along chorus I've ever written, and a cameo by Luke Ski.
Worm Quartet is a Rochester, NY-based band that forcibly staples punk and electronica together and throws them into a blender with hysterically twisted lyrics. They have been featured repeatedly on the Dr. Demento show, and had the most requested song of 2004 with the ex-girlfriend rant "Great Idea For A Song," collaborated with Sudden Death on the most requested song of 2005 "Inner Voice," and had the 2nd most requested song of 2002 with the anti-drummer anthem "Frank’s Not In The Band Anymore." Yowza. The sole member of Worm Quartet is a 6’4” 280-lb. bemulleted manic who insists on being called “Shoebox" and who poses by day as a mild-mannered software engineer. Worm Quartet is currently playing all over the damned place whenever possible to support the new CD "Mental Notes." More information can be found at www.wormquartet.com.
Band/artist history
Check out the "history" section on www.wormquartet.com for the whole sad story...
Have you performed in front of an audience?
If there's a place that doesn't mind having a large weird guy with a mullet screaming obscenities about common household items over pre-recorded synth-punk, I'll friggin' play there. I tend to play at clubs with other less-silly bands (generally the punky mohawk-sporting and/or indie rock Elvis Costello glasses-wearing crowds tend to dig my stuff) and at sci-fi conventions with my peers in the comedy music world (the geek crowd, unsurprisingly, is rather open-minded when it comes to funny music.)
Your musical influences
Atom & His Package, The Meatmen, “Weird Al” Yankovic, M.O.D., Bloodhound Gang, The Ramones, Descendents/All, The Freeze, The Cars, Screeching Weasel, Faith No More, KMFDM, Bad Religion, They Might Be Giants, and Jim Steinman.
What equipment do you use?
A cheapass DOS-based tracking program, a few crappy keyboards, and the glorious CoolEdit Pro (a.k.a. Adobe Audition.)
Anything else?
Although the seldom-pruned rat scanner is nautically disabled, aren't we deflowering hydrants? Truly a bone in theyeast is worth ketchup in the hat when the tyrannical triangle of pain brandishes chili. So do we yogurt? Do we alphabetize our ape-chips, garnish aluminum Nazis, and yodel fervently our tales of lost tacos at the altar of fiberglass? I trapeze you, and yet I must fling sheep, for until the congressional poncho traverses the ottoman of digestion, mule-larvae will remain chairless, obscene, and jealous of your dishwasher. You seem to be of the faucet, and perhaps in the realm of the spackle-shakers, your screaming projector of uselessness would be unbleached. But when I hear the call of the bump, my ham is limber. The analog owl manufacturers try listlessly to smash cheese, and athough their yak-woks are omniscient, their copulating thermostats bleed not but turtles and yams. This is why, you fumigated marinated saturated spatulated kibbly little trout-player of itchiness, I caress this one scantily-trampled hamster vat: I farm where I romp, and I romp where I farm.
READ MORE
READ LESS

Contact

Sorry, this artist currently doesn't accept email messages.

Comments (26)

Please sign up or log in to post a comment.
Promoted Not related to artist
Promo
MERCY OF GOD (MEEK MILL X LIL BABY)
Promo
Body Criminal feat Boogie Fresh
Promo
GREEDY *BUY 1 GET 4 FREE* Asap Ferg, Banger, Trap
Promo
"Suppressor" Boston Richey Type Beat (Prod.Chuck)
About us/Contact DMCA/Copyrights Privacy Legal
1997-2024 SoundClick Inc, all rights reserved. SoundClick and The SoundClick Logo are registered trademarks.
PLAY
FOLLOW
SHARE
free
Buy
Playlist