Cannon Vengance
We are a band located in Cambridgeshire. We intend to create a fusion of Ro...FUCK OFF We're pisscore. Pisscore is the only thing we are. A fusion of Death Met
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Entry to Valhalla
Entry to Valhalla
Gutar, Bass, Vocals and Computer Drums combined to make Sludge-Core, End Of The World esque metal. 'Sounds Very Jolly' (Dave) 'That didn't go too badly at all' (John) It is fun. Download it.
We are a band located in Cambridgeshire. We intend to create a fusion of Ro...FUCK OFF
We're pisscore. Pisscore is the only thing we are. A fusion of Death Metal and Piss.Band/artist history
One fine day in the early to mid months of the year 2003, A guy called John woke up. He went into school and had a very shitty and boring time. In break, he decided to talk to his friend Tom. Between them they decided to go into Cambridge and kill some zombies in the cinema. Tom decided to bring along a couple of shotgun weilding friends that he had met on the weebl and bob forum (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/forums/), which John had joined a few days earlier. After school one fine day soon after that, they went. When they arrived at Cambridge Railway station, they cut down some mad facists on the platform and then they met the first of Tom's friends that was there that day, Alex. A few minutes later they met the other friend, Pete, who spoke many foreign languages and was familiar with over 20,000,000 forms of martial arts, but does not play a very big part in this story That evening, John spoke to Alex in a lava pit somewhere on the wild and out of control interweb. After this, Alex gave him the email address of a friend of hers, called Dave. The story gets fucking boring at this point, it involves alot of people being cut down with chainsaws and having their heads blown off by crazy fuckers with rocket launchers, so I will skip it out.
One fine day in the middle of summer, John met up with Tom somewhere on the rough streets of Cambridge. After winning a brutal firefight against some out-of-control townies, they met up with someone called Dave who I may have briefly mentioned earlier in the story. Together they fought their way down the sniper infested Hill's Road and into the centre of the city where a ginat battle between ninjas and monkeys was taking place. After fighting off several waves of monkeys, they decided to take on the ninjas, but the story just gets boring at this point again, so I will not go into any more detail. Needless to say though, they won, and after having a few cookies and dancing arround in roads, they ended up returning to Tom's house where they honed their skills on Tom's samurai training range. After meditating with some burning holy planttm and some revitalising liquidtm, John and Dave returned to Cambridge station, making their way down back roads so as to avoid the BioChemicaltm Warefare taking place down hills road. Many snipers were killed here by John and Dave's new found skills.
John, Dave, Alex and Tom once more spoke in the lava pit that they had comunicated in earlier, over a long period of time. Thet all met each other and fought together countless times hereafter untill one day, Dave asked Alex and John if they played any instruments. They both did. From here, some between them after voyaging through a large complex network of giant cobra filled tunnels led them to develop the idea of starting a band. This started the huge hunttm for a drummer. This huge hunttm took them through all the dangers of east and south cambridgeshire until they found one. His name was Adam. John spoke to him once on MSN, then forgot everything about him apart from the fact that he was a drummer, probably due to the holy plant that John had been burning earlier in the day.
The stage was set. They chose a name, One Day You'll Thank Us, but they thought that it was too long, shitty and boring, so they changed it to Cannon Vengance, as it remains today.
The first song (Entry to Valhalla was recorded on the 31st December 2003, with plans for more to follow very soon. It was recorded at the Little Downham Recording Studio.
359 days later (1 day less than a year for all you twats who can't count) the drummer (adam) had left the band, and a new guitarist was introduced. Rob now plays guitar for us too. He is God. Thats a lie. He's good at playing the guitar. With alot of good gear now (rather than the shit we were messing about with last year) we will stand well in the field of pisscore...we will become the world's leading pisscore band.Have you performed in front of an audience?We'll play live very soon.
Your musical influences
Cruel To Be Kind
Rapture
Raging Speedhorn
Some other shitWhat equipment do you use?
Maverick F-1
Crafter Junior
Ibanez SR300DX
Squire Affinity Stratocaster
Squire Affinity P-Bass
Boss V-Wah Pedal.
Digitech Delay Pedal.
Boss Bass EQ Pedal.
Some Acoustic Guitar
Ibanez Bass Drive/Distortion Pedal.
Some leads, patch cables, power cords, etc.
Shure Spotlight Microphone
Grundig Microphone
Soundlab Microphone Mixer
Peavey Bandit 65
Collumbus 20
Some computer recording shit.
Some Computer Drum Machine.
Digery-Doo.
Ethinic Drum.
Beer Bottels.
Harmonica.
Vocal chords.
United Kingdom
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120309
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