We are the Urban Guerilla Farmerz On Probation DJ Krew/Band. WELCOME TO OUR BANDPAGE. YOU CAN D/LOAD ALL OUR SONGS FOR FREE AS WE ARE CONSTANTLY RECORDING NEWER FORMS OF NOIZE FOR YOUR HEAD ALL THE TIME. OR IF YOU'D LIKE TO OWN ONE OF OUR CD'S, JUST E-MAIL US AND WE'LL SEND YA A COPY FOR FREE. CUZ...BASICALLY, THIS IS OUR ONLY CLAIM TO FAME AND IT'S YOU, THE VISITOR OF THIS BANDPAGE THAT MATTERS. IT'S YOU GUYS/GALS OUT THERE THAT GIVES US A NAME...SO THANKS AND HERE'S A BONG TOKE FOR U. OH YEAH, IF YOU FEEL ANY OF OUR SONGS, FEEL FREE TO VOTE "HOT" ON THE MUSIC POLL. OR IF U DON'T FEEL OUR SHIT, VOTE "FLOP" CUZ ACTUALLY WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. OUR SONGS ARE FROM A WIDE VARIETY OF GENRES SO DON'T PIGEONHOLE US INTO A CERTAIN STYLE OF MUSIC. WE'LL PLAY JUST ABOUT ANYTHING SO GIVE ALL THE SONGS A LISTEN BEFORE YOU JUDGE US. LEAVE US YOUR FEEDBACK OR JUST SAY "HIGH" TO US BY TAGGING THE MESSAGE BOARD. AND CHECK OUT OUR 'NEWS' SECTION FOR UPDATES ON OUR PROBATIONS AND BASICALLY TO SEE WHAT THE HELL THESE STONERZ ARE UP TO. SEE YA AT OUR GIGS.
LAST NEWS UPDATE: 9-16-04
Diesect makes her own way....
Pictured on the right - Billy Ray Valentine
JUST IN: IT'S BEEN FOREVER SINCE WE'VE BEEN HERE BUT WE'RE BACK!! cHeCk tHe nEwS sECtIoN 4 aN uPdAtE
NEW SONG UPDATE: 4-25-04
Guerilla Farmer Theme Song
FallOfTheMachine
Originally a street gang/pharmecutical providers from South Oxnard, CA but got the hell out after being shot at one too many times. Moved north from the 'nard and has set up "Delcruncho's Skratch Lab" studios in a June Cleaver'ish kinda neighborhood. No worries here. At long last, now we get stoned and record mayhem for the ears w/ out any interruptions from the cops, rival gangs, and other street scum that for some reason follows us around. Members are: Delcruncho, DJ Erik Shun, DJ Rah Jastafar-i, Billy Ray Valentine, Delraich, Dinosaur Bob, Robby "ROBBEX/YOUR BEXNESS" Johnson, DJ Wax Phactor, CX-4 and newest partime member Diesect.
And frankly, WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. As long as we're having FUN. And not getting shot at.
5-8-04
We regret to inform you as of today, Diesect has departed ways w/ the krew. We've hit a fork in the road and she decided she needed to spread her wings and make her own path. We wish her the best of luck. Take care Diesect, and thanks for the good times.
NO, WE PLAY DEAD. duh....We'll play anywhere, almost anytime.
Music & ganja is our influences. Give us the latter. he he
DELCRUNCHO - Electric/Acoustic 6-7 string guitars, skratch turntablist, vox
DJ RAH JASTAFAR-I - party rocker/skratch turntablist, bongos
DJ ERIK SHUN - skratch turntablist/vinyl archeologist, percussion instruments
BILLY RAY VALENTINE - electric/stand up bass guitars, vox
DELRAICH - drums, drum machine/programmer,vox & starter of fires
DINOSAUR BOB - ALL INSTRUMENTS MENTIONED ABOVE and the violin.
ROBBY "BEX" JOHNSON - a cool ass lookin' rockabilly style Grestch guitar besides his others in his collection.
CX-4 - Musical genius, plays everything
DJ Wax Phactor - mixologist/skratch master
We also use 1,2 and 4 footer bongs, bubblers, blunt wraps, king size rolling papers, Zig Zags (orange package) and pipes along w/ the dank.
THE WORLD ISN'T PRETTY AND LIFE AIN'T FAIR....SUCK IT UP, FOOL.