Klepto Abysmal lives in his mother's basement and makes radical mashups with audio clips that he's scavenged from obscure public domain websites and blogs. His lyrical influences are Ann Coulter, Karl Rove, and The O'Reilly Factor. Musically, he is very impressed with all those rappers with the word "Big" or "Biggee" in their names. According to Klepto's mother, his favorite guitarist is Stephen Colbert.
His mother created this website in an attempt to bring him to the attention of the larger world and get him out of her house for good. His mother is 93.
Yes, some history SHOULD be banned. Like that horrible war in Iraqistan. Whose idea was that, anyway?
Most of the restraining orders taken out against Klepto require that he stay away from places where people are likely to congregate.
Perry Como was always nice on a hot summer night. And Jim Nabors.
Copious amounts of KY jelly and Kleenex, apparently.