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After the Flood After the Flood
The thumping libido of our creative juices that has been building over the past 6 months was let free after these mighty flood gates broke open.
Funkytown Funkytown
A fresh new take on a timely old classic, complete with doo-dads and zip zappers.
Justine Justine
sometimes i find that the most simple and direct answer is most often the best one as well.
Hold the Mayo Hold the Mayo
Two all beef patties, special sauce and a side of Studmuffin of the year 2003.
Barely Legal Barely Legal
Beggers can't be choosers, and this little ditty sums that up. (warning: this little ditty might not actually acomplish intended goal)
Hitler's Girl Hitler's Girl
Just because you practice genocide, it doesn't mean you don't have needs.
Cornbread Cornbread
Take 1 smooth blues jam every 12 hours. Wash down with cold glass of scotch and water.
Raspberry Lips Raspberry Lips
A girl once asked me, "I thought all guys loved large luscious lips?"...'Fraid not.
In Memoriam - Dave Thomas In Memoriam - Dave Thomas
This one goes out to the king of kings, Dave Thomas. One up to biggie.
9 Mile 9 Mile
I was never much into the whole exercise thing. Which is why i write about it.
The Palcsey Story (Stolen Moments) The Palcsey Story (Stolen Moments)
The original undoing of old blue eye's most classic repertoire to date.
Queen Sized Airbed Queen Sized Airbed
Some bitches lie, some bitches cheat, and some do both, and some do both AND do it all on an inflatable AeroBed Delux air matress.
Cornerstone Cornerstone
A semi-sweet song about growing up and forgetting..or uh forgetting then growning up, whichever.
