Ayatollah Hyperbole
I'm just one guy with an out of tune guitar and his roommate's keyboard. I'm not really a band.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Okay.. back in '99, I dropped acid. That was sort of weird. Um, and then, in '02, I found a centipede the size of Arkansas in my shower. That was just plain unpleasant.
That about covers it.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
If you happen to be my computer, then I play live for you all the time. Special moments include that time I started randomly deleting registry keys, and that time I tried to install Debian.
Your musical influences
I'm influenced mainly by R.E.M., Radiohead, Duran Duran, They Might be Giants, and Death Cab for Cutie.
Anything else?
I just want to make this promise to my prospective listeners: I swear I will never rhyme "shelf" with "myself." I will also never attempt to rhyme *anything* with the word "love." Hope that reassures you.
