Howdy, I'm Brad Nailer, and yall go ahead and help yourself to some of my songs. Hope you like em! "Retard" is a song that just had to be wrote. It's all about those dickheads in the car in front of you with their cell phone glued to their ear. "Nubbin Rubbin" is kinda the women's favorite. DJ Deaf Jam and The Mos Drunk Cowboy Cru mixed it up alittle on "Back In The Saddle". And "Sweet Round Ass", well.. I think it kinda speaks for itself. Later, Brad WARNING!!! PARENTAL ADVISORY!!! These songs contain bad words and talk about adult stuff! Don't let your kids hear em. And don't take em to church neither!

Mostly I play sloshed, does that still count?