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I Can't Afford to Puke I Can't Afford to Puke
Comedic little song lamenting the high cost of living and unbearable taxes.
Guys With Ties Guys With Ties
Don't you sometimes get tired of management geeks and those guys from sales & service?
Backdoor Baby Backdoor Baby
Funky Guitar Rock about an obsession with coming in the back door.
Welfare Sluts Welfare Sluts
Another strange and twisted song from the wacky Phanus guys. Sometimes enough is enough!
Basically Christmas Basically Christmas
A funny little story about decoring for the holidays.
Jingle Balls Jingle Balls
Light-hearted and hillarious rewrite of the well-known holiday classic.
Santa's Asshole Hall of Fame Santa's Asshole Hall of Fame
An updated version of the original Phanus tune "The Asshole Hall Fame" with special holiday spirit.
The Night Before Christmas The Night Before Christmas
A twisted reading of the holiday classic by demented Mad Scientist Dr. Octavius Dankcellar.