I am a good trumpet player, and I play piano and guitar quite poorly. A lot of it attempts to be funny.
I have done more than 2000 gigs over the years. A special moment--I once played with John Lee Hooker.
Zappa, Alice Cooper, Bill Monroe, Prince, Bowie, Peter Gabriel, Jimmy Juhn, Coltrane, Miles, Joni Mitchell, Dylan
I use Cakewalk Sonar 6 with Dimension mostly, some P5, and play awful guitar. My trumpets: Yamaha heavy wall, King Super 20, Bach Strad 37. My flugelhorn is a pro Yamaha with a Bahamian penny soldered to the D/C# trigger.
Some of my music has swear words.