Rumor has it that Bill Larson was originaly supposed to be the first East Coast Release on Easy-E's Ruthless Records, But his job at a New Jersey Sears prevented him from finishing recording his album. Bill Larson quickly discovered the powers of crack-cocaine being in the innercitys of NJ. Bill Larson hopped around from Sears Job To Sears job working in the Washing Machine Departments. Bill Larson's whereabouts are now unknown, He was last seen at BET auditioning to be a host on 106 and park, sadly he could not make it through the rotating door because he was to fat. He is wanted in 52 states for obscene acts of mungen and grave robbing. Bill Larson was a friend of mine, untill he got on junk, now he goes to elementary schools when hes drunk.
Rumor has it that Bill Larson was originaly supposed to be the first East Coast Release on Easy-E's Ruthless Records, But his job at a New Jersey Sears prevented him from finishing recording his album. Bill Larson quickly discovered the powers of crack-cocaine being in the innercitys of NJ. Bill Larson hopped around from Sears Job To Sears job working in the Washing Machine Departments. Bill Larson's whereabouts are now unknown, He was last seen at BET auditioning to be a host on 106 and park, sadly he could not make it through the rotating door because he was to fat. He is wanted in 52 states for obscene acts of mungen and grave robbing. Bill Larson was a friend of mine, untill he got on junk, now he goes to elementary schools when hes drunk.
In Miami. Or anywhere people will pay me to play. Lets get that Ekto money nigga.
Wesley Willis
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