I'm Jack, I write spiteful ditties.
I play whenever, wherever. Not unlike Shakira.
The Beetles are good.
Oh... and for the search engines... I enjoy the music of The Rolling Stones, Radiohead, Sonic Youth, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, Television, Ramones, CCR, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sly and the Family Stone, the Wu-Tang Clan, and the like.
I despise the music of The Killers, Bright Eyes, Nickelback, Foghat, BTO, The Black Eyed Peas, Simple Plan, Motley Crue, and the like.