As the Ambassadors of Planet Rupert, we have traveled back in time to your Earth and we plan on saving you BEFORE the children of today build the Robots that will one day slaughter us all... How, you ask? Well, we havn't figured that out yet, we were just impressed that the time machine worked... But we have a strong feeling that, through the musical teachings of diversity, conceptualism, acceptance and the history of Planet Rupert, we can make your Planet a better place... at least until those Robots are built.
We're from your future, and you our from our past.
Sometimes we play live, sometimes we play dead.
Dresser Drawers and Cellar Doors, banana peels and apple cores, rusty nails and open sores, sandy shores and hardwood floors.
Dogs that have fleas.
Pickle Jars and Foreign Cars, Cottage Cheese and Candy Bars, Kitchen Grease and Life on Mars, Battle Scars and Bingo Stars.
A bird's backward knees.
Bottle tops, electric clocks, and the kind that ticks and tocks, rabbit tales and bobby socks, colored chalks and melting rocks.
Your next question please?
Our own.
Can I have a to-go box?
