Why, hello, thank you very, very, wonderful very much for coming to my webpage.
Welcome to the show.
It's a very fine show.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
Eat your nice dinners.
OH NO!!!!
One fine day I got one of them electro-music gizmos where you press a button and you play into it and you can hear yourself after you're done. So I played into it a bit, did me some tunes, and I put together the songs you hear here.
I was influenced by my cat, Mr. Chips. He plays a fine guit-fiddle. He can cook a mean beef stew to boot. Fo' Schizzle.
