Three Quarter Ton by Grant Wiscour and the Infidels. Song by a guy who is tired of candy-ass songs by candy-ass singers. Just like it says, "if you don't like it, you can just Go to Hell." Give it a listen though, you'll like it.
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Story about a negative purchasing experience. Guinness Book of Records for 'Number of times using 'Triple Beam' in a song.'