Lou Quarmwater
Solo original acoustic songs looking for someone to beg,borrow or steal and make famous,because Lord knows I ain't got the guts.Taking the 'O' out of Country,if
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Whiskey And Sin (Road To Salinas)
It's Road Apples baby,honest! Me and JC Mosquito and Michael Hughes were just minding our own business when Road Apples came up to us at the 711 and asked us to keep an eye on it for a bit whilst he went for smokes, is all!!! Honest!!!
Whiskey And Sin
It's Road Apples baby,honest! Me and JC Mosquito and Michael Hughes were just minding our own business when Road Apples came up to us at the 711 and asked us to keep an eye on it for a bit whilst he went for smokes, is all!!! Honest!!!
Eating Sun
Can't Tell...tain't me....t'is my daughter. But if I ever find the punk who inspired her to make this up....why I'm gonna have a long talk with him.
Shhhhhh........
The Stan and Michael Blues
Well you know....it's self Essplannneeetooriez. I was inspired because I 'Lost In The Semi's To A Better Man But Am Still Grateful To Have Made It To The Semi's And Looking Forward To A Great Final Battle Between Stan And Michael'Blues.
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The Ultimate Middle Aged One Man Boy BandBand/artist history
Released one C.D.-Luke Warmwater S.O.L. but was unsatisfied with the results.As Ms.Corndog Brown once put it,"It sounds like when you leave the baby on top of the car,then drive away."
I was taught to play guitar and make up lies that rhyme by future living legend "Healin'" Buck Naked.If you look up Musicalabilitymanship in your Hillbilly Dictionary you'll find his mugshot.
It's my gift...its my curse.Have you performed in front of an audience?Closet,Bedroom,Living Room,Bedroom Bathroom(for Acapella stuff only)
Your musical influences
My music has been described as Motherfolk meets New Country Gone Bad.Over the years I have very quietly yet cleverly stolen from the likes of The Beat Farmers ,Corndog Brown and the Truth Talkin' Rockets,Southern Culture On The Skids,The George Bushes,Honky Tonk Honkies from Hell,Alabama 3,The Headstones,the Fun Maggots,AC/DC(Bon Scott era),The Immortal Tom Price,Helen Highwater,Jerry Jerry and the Sons of Rhythm Orchestra and on and on...but don't tell anyone or I'm in big shit.What equipment do you use?
Safety BearAnything else?
I'm looking to spread my acoustical disease amongst the singer songwriters world to create an epidemic of tainted souls with primitive jungle rhythm...no wait!I'm looking to cleanse ALREADY tainted souls with an acoustical spongebath...yahhhh that's the ticket!READ MORE
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Comments (82)
I remember working with Mr. Bieson. Him and Bill McLaughlin were the best at getting paid by the mile. Oh man...
Lou (aka D.Z) was a treasure to share a locomotive with This song is a sharply accurate price of art telling it exactly like it was/is
I liked it just fine....... as for the lyrics... not sure exactly what you're looking at, Lou, but I only listened to it once, so maybe I missed something?
Still my favourite Quarmwater classsic !
LLLLeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww(d)(d)(d)(d)(d)(d)(d)(d)(d)(d)(d)(d)(d)(d)(d)(d)(d)(d) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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