The Old Fart was smart!... Capt. Beefhart
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I've been described as a purveyor of porno music. But that's just the beat I groove on.
Just an old guy
lookin' to have a little fun
don't want to disturb no one,
just nevermind me
Once upon a time
there was a bright young spark
knew he was gonna make it
Gonna be the next Stanley Clarke
But, life, as it does, have its own plans
which included a bunch of suck-ass bands
And it didn't help that the spark needed cash
So he agreed to all kinds of trash
and his amp sucked
he needed new strings, new bass and all
and the finally blow was a drummer
who skipped practice to play basketball
So, he got a jig, then another then started his own
Fixing computers and talkin' on the phone
Till one day it slapped him in the face;
"Screw this! I gotta get me a bass"
So, here we are.
I'l play live, but somebody else gotta carried the amps... I'm sick.
Nothing too impressive; some basses, some keys, a few guitars, a couple of pedals...
I like rice!