Well, the first and foremost thing to mention is this isn't a serious project. Second, Gornichon is a tr00 and N3cr0 way to express your darkest intesions (such as burning churches and hanging out with Michael Jackson)! Out Necromancy and evilness is only matched by those who are more evil than us!!!
The history of Gornichon goes far back to the beginning of time when a Necromancer by the name of Skorli created hell and began confining souls, mostly righteous and 'good' hearted people, to its dark and evil depths! Skorli then created a chasm especially for christians called the Gornitron. It is the the most vile and evil shit-pit where the thirteen-headed snake of paganistic practice reigns and tortures souls! The beast is called Gornichon. It is so vile and evil, it ate fecal matter and has plauge infested maggots for blood!
Unfortunently for you,...yes.
Impaled Northern Moonforest, Tenacious D, Yellowcard, Elvis Presley, CSNY and Diane Murray. Basically anything evil as hell.
Kyle-Washburn Guitar, Marshall amps, dunlop picks, Di'arddio strings, Crybaby Wah Wah pedal, hands, pulse drums, Vic Firth sticks and the darkest necro voice ever!!!
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