Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Welcome to the Burf Nation. This is a world where everything you know as right is wrong and what you know of as wrong is cheesecake. Unleash your inner Burfist and feel liberated and inebriated. There are no exceptions in the Nation. Feel Free to Burf it Up. Enjoy!
Rofus,
The Rev. Cleeveland Steemer
Felcher
Like I said there was a lot of fucking going on.
No. We exert the life forces upon the willing sacrificial audiences.
Rick James, Bitch! And don't forget George Micheal and Vanilla Ice! Ice Cream is pretty good too.
The skin flute and alot of lube. Oh, do you mean the music? Well in that case it's all just magic like Merlin, Bitches!
I hoppupallupona motherfuckin Zamboni, like Yankee fuckin Doodle and his pony Macaroni!
Thus Quote the Burf, Lay more whores.
