The Empire of The Claw returns with sonic assaults on your slumbering neurons! Tremble before The Claw's audio-dacity as Your Emperor spins musical tributes to video games, pop culture, and other rhetorical pap! Guaranteed to be 100% free of actual musical talent!
There has been one live show, but sadly it was one-time-only. The Claw was the one wearing the nice suit.
DEVO, Occupant, various OC Remixes, Fatboy Slim, and other actually talented people with whom The Claw shares virtually no similarity.
Sonic Foundry's ACID 2.0., used badly.
Good place for a pirate joke:
Didja hear about the pirate who had a steering wheel stuck in his crotch?
"Aaarr, it's drivin' me nuts!"