We are the worst band in existance.
Duck Dick Discharge formed in 2003 when Henry Wilson was messing around with his computer and came out with a lovely piece of bullshit now known as "Quibbkapolskwrtrtbeh" (which is about our friend Szaran from the band Killdogmum). Seb and Rob both heard this and started playing some guitar thing over the top - it clashed profusely and we LOVED it. It was like sex in the wrong hands.
We played one gig with Killdogmum and The Shining Hole. We played stupid grindcore covers from Cephalic Carnage and The Locust, aswell as a live rendition of our very own song, Acoustic Phone Spudwank Arserape Terrorism. It didn't really work so I doubt we'll ever play live again.
Melt Banana, Cephalic Carnage, The Locust, Sikth
A computer and a couple of guitars.
