Tooty Mae Woolley
Hailing from rural Missouri, Tooty Mae loves Jesus, Dolly Parton, and poop jokes, but the woman refuses to let go of the 90s.
What the World Needs Now is Angel Soft
In these times of crisis, do you want to be rescued by a bear or an angel? Is there really a debate? Angel Soft wins every time! Song Lyrics are Original. Music Adapted from "What the World Needs Now is Love" written Hal David and Burt Bacharach.
Ole Heartburn
Tooty Mae tried online dating at plentyoffish.com and found her a man. Only problem is, heartburn has scared him away. Song Lyrics are Original. Music Adapted from "Ole Red" written by James "Bo" Bohan, Don Goodman and Mark Sherrill.
There's Something Wrong With The Radio
Let's crank up the Country Radio and jam to this Aaron Tippin parody of "Ain't Nothing Wrong With the Radio." Song Lyrics are Original. Music Adapted from "Ain't Nothing Wrong With the Radio" written by Aaron Tippin and Buddy Brock.
My Belly Rolls
No more Taco Bell for Tooty Mae in this parody of Garth Brooks "The Thunder Rolls". Song Lyrics are Original. Music Adapted from "The Thunder Rolls" written by Garth Brooks and Pat Alger and performed by Garth Brooks.
I Love My Mullet
Mullets are back, baby! Let's get loud and proud with business in the front and party in the back with Tooty Mae's new video, "I Love My Mullet", written to the tune of "I Love My Country" by Florida Georgia Line.
Hailing from rural Missouri, Tooty Mae loves Jesus, Dolly Parton, and poop jokes, but the woman refuses to let go of the 90s.
Cashier at Woolleys Shopping Basket, the local grocery store owned by her grandpa three times removed, Tooty spends her days stocking shelves and leaving lipstick on the cheeks of regular patrons. But at night, you might find Tooty dancing to a Vanilla Ice song, teaching a Bible Study at the Independent Pentecostal First Baptist Fundamental Free Will Church of Christ, or strengthening her glutes on the thigh master.
Tooty is single, but currently accepting applications for a husband. She likes long walks on the gravel bars of the Gasconade River, collecting Dolly Parton wigs on Ebay, and dancing to the Macarena.