TRIGGER-SONGS

Band's too good for this bible thumpin' / feels to good to not count for something / Big Sandy Rock / Sludge River Role / GODDAMN! FIRE IN THE HOLE!

You know Daddy needs his alone time / that's why he doesn't have any friends / Yeah, but want you to see, you'll be looking at me / The last man standing in the end

GO AWAY IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD HEARTBREAKER!

There were damn stars in the sky, KAY? Never head of Whiskeytown? GO LEARN SOMETHING AND COME BACK!

Fuck, you guys, What a poignant moment in IATTBYH. AMR? Don't know? THEN LOOK IT UP AND COME BACK FFS!

Like the citrus glow off the old orange grove Or the red rocket blaze over Cape Canaveral

You never heard Elliott Smith? Leave here and search him on youtube FFS

No more whiskey slurs or blonde head girls. OK. What about vodka and dark head girls? I'd be cool with that, honestly.

Knee high to a cricket, and younger than me

[Chorus] Well, now [D] everybody's worried 'bout a good look But they need to be worried 'bout a good hook Instead of [C] skippin' straight to the last page In that ol' rationalization [G] book

[D] Oh Lexington's a city [D] But it aintt so big it freaks me out And if I need a breather I can hit the [A] parkway [A] Be home before the bars all close And drink away the lies she told, And think about the days [D]

the shoes are coming loose on the fastest horse in town

Have you ever seen a one-legged man trying to dance his way free If you've ever seen a one-legged man then you've seen me

Chorus] [G] I'm goin' down to the Greyhound Station, gonna [C] buy a ticket to ride Gonna [G] find that lady with two or three kids and [D] sit down by her side [G] Ride 'til the sun comes up and down around me 'bout [C] two or three times [G] Sm

be the hammer and no the nail

5 A.M. oil pressure's sinkin' fast I make a pit stop wipe the windshield check the gas