TRIGGER-SONGS

If you were coming up in the George W Bush / 911 era, you might have heard Bright Eyes. Oh,.. you didn't? Well fuck off, kay?

It was one of the trifecta songs at the beginning of Meta. If you don't know what that means then fuck off, kay? You don't know Sturgill Simpson? Get the fuck out of my shit, kay?

If you've never hear Too Far Too Care then FUCK YOU, kay?

If you don't know Bosephus then go fuck right off, kay?

The Boss. You need something else? Fuck you, kay?

I guess a better quality cover of this song from Sound & Fury, a masterpiece. Disagree? You like him all twangy and country only? Fuck off. It's embarrassing.

Sounds cool, Mercury. Can we move there? For real! I'm not joking. For Jessie Christopher's sake, do you see our Earth right now? Pandemic, idiots in charge, argh! Embarrassing. Oh, you've never heard Sound and Fury? Fuck off, kay?

First, I ripped thru this fast cuz I had to crap. OK, let's start over. You won't convince me he didn't write this song for Joss Whedon. Our maybe Rounders, but I think BTVS is more likely. Don't know what I'm talking about? Fuck off, kay?

I want to believe the narrator of this tale is age appropriate. Otherwise it falls apart and makes me really uncomfortable.

Here's the Deals. Two badass women. My misses wanted me to hack on it, so here is a go. Still want her to sing the harms, kay?

Holy shit. This song is great. Conor Oberst is a damned genius. Wish he were more prolific, but the stuff he's released is brilliant. Glad he is still making tunes. What's that? You disagree? GTFO, kay?

IF THERE WAS ONE SONG TO LOCK TRUMP IN AN OFFICE AND PLAY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVE

You never seen Reality Bites? Leave here and go fucking watch it. Seen it and don't like it? Then fucking go somewhere else. You aren't allowed to listen to this song. Pitter Patter, Sally.

Haven't heard of Alex Chilton? Leave and learn. The rest of you with me? Big Star was freaking awesome and 13 was covered by the likes of JT, ES, St Vincent, etc. Why mine? IDK. Sounds like I'm drowning on something. Eat Arby's!

Siftin' and diggin' and shine and wine. Arrows and death and jail, FFS!

This ain't no Guy Fieri menu with Football "The Meal". The ride part is a "roose". FFS! Get over yourself. EMBARRASSING!

Jay seems like a bit of a dick after listening to Tweedy's book. But fuck hell, he could write a song. Been playing this with my buddies since forever.

Dancing on the Highway. Not like working on the highway. There's a difference. It's not Boss, it's ES. FFS

I'd like to think his metaphor for the Biggest Lie was not self inflicted death, but maybe he was out of love. I cling to hope in my vision but have some doubts. Love you Elliott! OH? You don't know who that is? Fucking learn something. LMGTFY