Tommy Turtle
Former actor/voiceover/stand-up comedian, professional writer, love far-stretched puns and wide-ranging references; styles from didactic to racy to politic

Release Me (Scooter Libby; Valerie Plame outi 2836
Libby was convicted for outing Valerie Plame (pictured) as a CIA covert agent. Richard "Dick" Armitage later admitted to being the leak, but was not charged. Parody of E. Humperdinck's "Release Me". Posted with permission from All Star Radio Networks

It's About Crime (Astro-Nut Lisa Nowak) 186430
Parody of Astro-Nut Lisa Nowak's 2007 attempt to kidnap and assault fellow astronaut Colleen Shipman, who was a rival for the affections of astronaut William Oefelein. Posted with permission from All Star Radio Networks.

I Picked A Girl (John McCain - Sarah Palin) 156079
About Senator John McCain's 2008 choice of Sarah Palin as his running mate for Vice-POTUS (which may have cost him the election?) Done to Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl". Posted with permission from All Star Radio Networks.

Born To Be styled (John Edwards)
My parody of John Edwards' famous $400 haircuts, which his campaign paid for during his 2008 bid for US Vice-President, done to Steppenwolf's classic, "Born To Be Wild". Posted with permission from All Star Radio Networks.