BRIEF BAND HISTORY-
Let's go way back...
Mike D. and Josh Bastard played in a pop punk band called Artless Motives.
Artless motives kicked Mike D. out for being a bastard.
Artless Motives broke up.
Mike learned to cook, Josh played in many bands, moved away and got real fucked up alot.
Then in 2001 Josh Bastard left a message on Dev. the Rev's answering machine. Dev opened his home to Josh's sorry, not to mention skinny ass.
While getting his shit together Josh started Spaten Optimator with Paul Evans and Scott. Scott quit and joined 2 Inches Short. Spaten optimator broke up.
Seeing a chance to get something started Dev got Jessee Ernest (ex-Snukas) and Josh to start The Bastard Saints.
Mike D. Joined The Bastard Saints as a second guitarist.
Paul worked alot.
Devin quit The Bastard Saints to live in PDX.
Paul then took over on bass and The Real Bastard Saints were born.
Then we broke up!!!