The Pubes

YoJonny Sackomota & Skeeter McWifebeater

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Sinkers/Floaters

Acoustic Rock

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Goldie Locks

Acoustic Rock

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Hungry Man Starving

Acoustic Rock

The Legendary Gods of Acoustic Metal YoJonny Sackomota & Skeeter McWifebeater (real names: Don Knotts & Frankenstein) are "The Pubes" the single greatest piece of musical shit ever to touch your granny's lips. They started this remarkable duo 30 years ago in 2002, and have been coughing and dying of agonizing back-pain ever since. They continue to spread proper pubic hygene awareness even with today's more modern crowd, damn, I'd like to get in between that sandwich of pulsating manliness, just thinking about their taught muscles and gleaming golden flesh makes every iota of my being quiver with desire. But I digress, they're pretty funny. Check 'em out.
Band/artist history
In the beginning, there was the end.
Have you performed in front of an audience?
The Mommy Killers Tour is coming this year.
Your musical influences
All of the above.
What equipment do you use?
yours.
Anything else?
"Crabs suck" - YoJonny Sack of Mota "Ickle me pickle me gimmie a screw" - Skeeter The Beater of Wives "fuck Tipper Gore, Bush, & his crippled bitch." - Ice-T
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The Pubes

Nutsack, Kentucky  USA

Acoustic Acoustic Rock

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